|In about 2 years, all us video gamers will either be enthralled by, or mocking this thing.|
|Convinced a generation to buy the "futuristic console that is nothing like Atari,"|
then ignored robots and sold us Mario.
|For a controller that had so many important features, it really was kind of terrible.|
|Tell me this doesn't look like something Darth Vader might use to discern the location of the|
Rebel Base from captured prisoners.
|They can't all be hits, but Nintendo keeps swinging for the fences, and knocks a few out of the park.|